Quick Teacher Jokes

Following You?

A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers, when her first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, "Paul has to go to the principal's office."

"Do you know why," the teacher asked.

"Because he's a following person," Alice replied.

"A what?"

"It came over the loudspeaker: 'The following persons are to go to the office...'"