Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all options before making a selection:

• To lie about why your child is absent Press 1
• To make excuses for why your child did not do their work Press 2
• To complain about what we do Press 3
• To cuss out staff members Press 4
• To ask why you didn't get needed information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you Press 5
• If you want us to raise your child Press 6
• If you want to reach out and grab someone Press 7
• To request another teacher for the third time this year Press 8
• To complain about bus transportation Press 9
• To complain about school lunches Press 0
• If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable/responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework, and that it's not the teachers fault for your child(ren) lack of effort. Hang up and have a nice day!!!