The Online Teacher Resource
- Home >
- Teacher Jokes >
- School Answering Machine
Email Newsletter
Receive free lesson plans, printables, and worksheets by email:
Quick Teacher Jokes
 |
School Answering Machine |
Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all options before making a selection:
- To lie about why your child is absent Press 1
- To make excuses for why your child did not do their work Press 2
- To complain about what we do Press 3
- To cuss out staff members Press 4
- To ask why you didn't get needed information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you Press 5
- If you want us to raise your child Press 6
- If you want to reach out and grab someone Press 7
- To request another teacher for the third time this year Press 8
- To complain about bus transportation Press 9
- To complain about school lunches Press 0
- If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable/responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework, and that it's not the teachers fault for your child(ren) lack of effort. Hang up and have a nice day!!!
