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School Answering Machine |
Hello! You have reached the automated answering
service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right
staff member, please listen to all options before making a selection:
- To lie about why your child is absent Press 1
- To make excuses for why your child did not do their work
Press 2
- To complain about what we do Press 3
- To cuss out staff members Press 4
- To ask why you didn't get needed information that was
already enclosed in your newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you
Press 5
- If you want us to raise your child Press 6
- If you want to reach out and grab someone Press 7
- To request another teacher for the third time this year
Press 8
- To complain about bus transportation Press 9
- To complain about school lunches Press 0
- If you realize this is the real world and your child
must be accountable/responsible for his/her own behavior, class work,
homework, and that it's not the teachers fault for your child(ren) lack
of effort. Hang up and have a nice day!!!
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