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- No one fails a class anymore, they're merely "passing
impaired."
- You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit
delayed."
- Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."
- These days, a student isn't lazy. He/She's "energetically
declined."
- Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure
prohibitive."
- Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social
speed bumps."
- Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook
experience."
- You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."
- You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival
time."
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