Bryant
02-01-2005, 08:27 PM
Top 10 Most Romantic Lines From New English Language Students:
10. I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.
9 He had such a worm heart.
8 We were two sheeps passing in the night.
7. We have hated each other for so long. I want to borrow the hatchet.
6. My dentist makes me blush twice a day.
5. I don’t know if he will propose, but I am expecting.
4. I have something exciting to tell you. My girlfriend and I got enraged
last night!
3. The groom was wearing a very nice croissant.
2. He lifted the veal off her face and gave her a big kiss.
1. I think she is really glad she got marinated.
(From www.InnocentEnglish.com).
Other innocent mistakes on the site:
Recipes: Next, chop all the vegetarians into little pieces.
Health: It is dangerous to smoke while you are becoming pregnant.
Sports: It was so exciting to watch! The cheerleaders threw up high into the air.
Music: When he was through singing he had a standing ovulation.
Food: Do you like this food? I made it from scratching!
Weather: This morning, I was walking outside when suddenly a big shower fell on me!
Travel: You can’t sleep with me because it is too crowded. But you can probably sleep with my sister. That’s what most of my friends do when they visit.
Excerpts from "Never Lick a Gift Horse in the Mouth: And 400 Other Innocent Mistakes From New English Language Students".
10. I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.
9 He had such a worm heart.
8 We were two sheeps passing in the night.
7. We have hated each other for so long. I want to borrow the hatchet.
6. My dentist makes me blush twice a day.
5. I don’t know if he will propose, but I am expecting.
4. I have something exciting to tell you. My girlfriend and I got enraged
last night!
3. The groom was wearing a very nice croissant.
2. He lifted the veal off her face and gave her a big kiss.
1. I think she is really glad she got marinated.
(From www.InnocentEnglish.com).
Other innocent mistakes on the site:
Recipes: Next, chop all the vegetarians into little pieces.
Health: It is dangerous to smoke while you are becoming pregnant.
Sports: It was so exciting to watch! The cheerleaders threw up high into the air.
Music: When he was through singing he had a standing ovulation.
Food: Do you like this food? I made it from scratching!
Weather: This morning, I was walking outside when suddenly a big shower fell on me!
Travel: You can’t sleep with me because it is too crowded. But you can probably sleep with my sister. That’s what most of my friends do when they visit.
Excerpts from "Never Lick a Gift Horse in the Mouth: And 400 Other Innocent Mistakes From New English Language Students".