lighten up!

[BigDaddyTeacher]

I enjoy telling jokes to my class. Sometimes I wait and see if they can get the punchline, and sometimes I race headlong into it just for the laughs it generates.
Here's one of my favorites - please respond with yours. And remember, keep 'em clean!
(add the parenthetical sentence at your own risk :eek: )


Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.

'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'

Watson replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What do you deduce from that view?"

Watson ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. (Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.) Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?'

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. 'Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent!”